Artist: Taylor Swift
Song: "Welcome to New York"



if you sneeze in a jaeger does your partner sneeze with you since you’re linked? does the whole jaeger sneeze along too or is it programmed not to? have jaeger pilots ever sneezed and accidentally ended up activating one of their weapons? 

this is what keeps me up at night 

(via punkassnico)

we’re asking the real questions here


So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.




Do you think Ravenclaws ever argue with the door to their tower? I bet they do. Like, the eagle says their answer to the riddle is wrong, but they argue the point and the eagle eventually comes around to their side and lets them in. 

Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind.

You’re a good egg. 




Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.



What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo)

Artist: Taylor Swift
Song: "Riptide (Vance Joy cover)"