March 2012
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Evidence that my art teacher is fabulous.
Teacher: So, what other class are you in this period?
Me, not paying attention because TFiOS: What?
Teacher: Sorry, nerdy time turner joke.
Me: Oh, I didn't hear what you said! I'm reading my book, in the library. It's quite good.
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Happy 0th of Marchuary (or Farch whichever you...
beautifulwhatsyourhurry:
blainetheasspirate:
taweesha:
“I can’t…” February sighs, turning its head away.
“Can’t what?” March asks.
“I can’t believe that it’s almost over. That I’m going to have to wait another four years before we’ll be able to be this close again.”
“Hey, don’t cry,” March whispers, taking February’s face into its hands. “We’re going to be all right. We always are,...
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kayleyhyde:
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS NOT IN THE FIRST HOBBIT FILM.
STOP GETTING WORKED UP OVER HIM NOT BEING IN PRODUCTION VIDEOS
STOP SAYING HE WILL WIN A BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR AWARD NEXT YEAR (CAUSE NOT ONLY IS HE NOT IN THE FILM BEING RELEASED THIS THIS YEAR BUT ALSO HE IS PLAYING A FUCKING DRAGON AND A CHARACTER WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE INCREDIBLY MINOR SINCE IT’S NOT IN THIS BOOK)
STOP...
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
^This
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Hi, Tumblr. This is a thank you.
fishingboatproceeds:
I just found out that The Fault in Our Stars will be #1 on the New York Times bestseller list for the SEVENTH consecutive week.
This is ridiculously wonderful news, and I could never have imagined my book would have this kind of life (particularly given that none of my previous books has been anywhere on the bestseller list for even half this long).
I just want to say...
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brother: in philosophy class i have to argue against gay marriage to pass
entire family looks at me
me:
me:
me:
me: that's gay
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
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Only if You've Read The Fault in Our Stars...
fishingboatproceeds:
I’ve started a blog for people who’ve finished my new book The Fault in Our Stars. It’s a place where I can answer (some of) your questions and hopefully if I figure out comments you can participate in the discussion. I don’t even know if this will work, but I’m hopeful?
The blog is password protected. The password for the moment is the last word of the book’s...
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I was going to go to sleep early, but instead I...
This contains spoilers.
It is absolutely beautiful. I’m crying. I very rarely cry at books or movies or shows, but this one certainly made me cry.
I fell in love with Augustus Waters, and it hurts so much to have lost him. I enjoyed my time with him and the lovely Hazel very much, and I’m so sad that he’s gone.
I want to write more, but I desperately require sleep. Perhaps...
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Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
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February 2012
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
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and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
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