thehappyfolk:

slave4dave:

thatbitchrobin:

i-volunteer—as-tribute:

i have never heard a lot of these dzsfxgchvjb i’m screaming

british > american

this is stupid!! :)

ok so I’m pretty sure we call a face a face, windscreen wipers windscreen wipers, blueberry pancakes blueberry pancakes, a gun a gun, a pen a pen and a popsicle an icepop

So basically, when I go to London I should not say, “I like your face,” but, “I like your slappy ham.”

(Source: thefuuuucomics)