Do anyone else's parents ship them with their friends, or is my mom the only one who does that?
Mom: When are you and Carly getting together?
Me: As in a physical relationship?
Me: I don't know what to say about this.
Mom: Well, you two are always happy around each other and you both say you want an emotional relationship before you want a physical relationship.
Me: So we should have sex?
Me: I'm posting this on tumblr.