poobag:

Taylor your boyfriend wants me to play his game
Taylor make him stop

#TAYLOR CONTROL HIM
I’m sorry. Jesus really likes people to play his games. He always tries to make me play his games. I only agree if he is dressed as Rory. I’ll talk to him about it.
I need this because Carly and Amanda ship me with Jesus because I’m his ideal companion and I have a VIP pass to heaven, apparently.

“ Even if you murder Anderluke, you’re still going to Heaven because Jesus has a massive crush on you. He actually created you. You’re his ideal companion. ”

Carly
So this is a thing that happened today.