jimmynovakancy asked: “ I am positive I have touched your face before. Besides, you slept with me and beat me up. I got at least one face-touch in before your karate chopped my trachea. ”

Your momma told me all the wild shit they found in his tummy. Poor pup.

He ate lots and lots of horrid things. Silly puppy. He looks so sad.

watch sad doctor who episode: cry
watch happy doctor who episode: cry with happiness

Watching Repo! with Amanda and Carly, and Amanda hasn't seen it before.

Nathan: Shilo? Are you asleep.
Amanda: Her dad's so nice.

Texting Amanda

Me: Oops I forgot about physics. I was too busy shipping Caylormanda.
Amanda: Aha
Amanda: We could call it CAT

hiddlebumz:

heyxxmickey:

I just got home from seeing my school’s musical with Amanda (who you should all follow right now because she’s perfect) and it was lots and lots of fun. I really did not want to go home, because now that I’m home, I have to finish my physics assignment.

Also, Amanda gave me tags as a present.

do i see

caylor

Yes. Yes you do.

I just got home from seeing my school’s musical with Amanda (who you should all follow right now because she’s perfect) and it was lots and lots of fun. I really did not want to go home, because now that I’m home, I have to finish my physics assignment.

Also, Amanda gave me tags as a present.

Only if You’ve Read The Fault in Our Stars…

fishingboatproceeds:

I’ve started a blog for people who’ve finished my new book The Fault in Our Stars. It’s a place where I can answer (some of) your questions and hopefully if I figure out comments you can participate in the discussion. I don’t even know if this will work, but I’m hopeful?

The blog is password protected. The password for the moment is the last word of the book’s acknowledgements.

Please do not share the password or give access to people who have not read the book, because then it will just spoil it for them, and that would be sad. (If you haven’t read TFiOS, don’t feel left out. Hopefully the posts will be interesting to you if and when you’ve read the book, but they certainly won’t be interesting to you now.)

Please remember that 99.9% of Americans have not read The Fault in Our Stars. But because I’m getting so many questions, I want to provide a discussion space for those who have. 

Reblogging because I just finished The Fault in Our Stars and I thought those of you who also read it but didn’t know about this tumblr would be interested.

hiddlebumz:

daradarazu:

heyxxmickey:

hiddlebumz:

brb trying to convince angeline to be a pedophile

I have Angeline’s phone number. Are you jealous?

You guys, behave. I know you both want me, but you’re supposed to be together. Caylor will overcome this obstacle.

hey

taylor

i have her number too

Yeah, well, Amanda asked me to marry her. SO THERE.

What wonderful thing did Mickey do?

He just behaved very well today and he licked my hands and was adorable in general.