Seth: It’s like you don’t eat. You just feed off of creative energy and Doctor Who references and then someone mentions food and you think, “Oh, right. Food. Eating. What you people do.”

Sometimes I wish I didn’t like music and books as much as I do because I spend so much money on them.

I don't even know how you have survived this long.

Carly: Turn right.
Me: Where?
Carly: Up here.
Me: I can't.
Carly: No, turn right.
Me: Carly, I can't.
Carly: Turn right.
Me: Carly, it's a one way road. I can't go that way.
Carly: Yes, you can. Turn right.
Carly: Wait.
Carly: Turn left.