obscene-and-benevolent replied to your post: You can’t help looking at me. I’m wearing a mod frock in bold colors with a stiff collar leading into a modest but framing view of my gleaming decolletage. I cross smooth girlish legs that lead up into the shadows of my dress and down into the lace detailing of my knee-high boots. We make eye contact across the store. It’s Barnes and Nobles. We mutually spy each other’s IBELIEVEINSHERLOCKHOLMES pins. You have a copy of TFIOS. I rip off all my clothes and send you an inviting look.
I win.
OH MY GOD THAT WAS YOU?
You shall get a hug tomorrow.