DEAR TAYLOR,

hiddlebumz:

with my freeze ray

i will find the time to

find the words to

tell you how

how you make

make me feel

what’s the phrase?

like a fool

kinda sick

special needs

anyways

#carly has feels #but not really cause that would be grOSS #also carly uses movie lines to express feels because she can’t express them herself because she’s retaRDED #heyxxmickey

FROM TOO MANY FEELS.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A WHOLE TOWN AWAY.

Self explanatory.

“ Now, get up off the bathroom floor and do your psych homework and then when you go to school tomorrow, you can ask Amanda and Ellie to help with that web. ”

“ For some reason, I think I’m the only one calling you and thinking of ways to murder her. I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or afraid of myself. ”

“ You won’t be okay until we shoot her hands off. ”

where-are-mah-drugs-roes:

this morning i made pancakes and they ended up heart shaped

i really need to stop thinking about taylor while i bake

“ Is Slossy Joe the one with no emotions? I can make him have emotions. My goal in life is to make Slossy Joe have emotions. And also maybe murder Anderluke. ”