zineron:

thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

winterinthetardis:

do you ever think it’s weird that back in the olden times, women didn’t even know what penises looked like until they got married?

like honestly no one even talked about it. older married sisters could have trolled their younger sisters and told them that men had a third hand in their pants

or fire-breathing DRAGON or something

and young women wouldn’t even know until their wedding night.

imagine spending your whole life thinking that your future husband had a huge spiked ball in his pants. that had wings. like those blue shells from mario.

#it makes those sounds too #that WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP PSSSHHHOOOOWWWWW #right at the climax

(via montypythonandtheholyblog)

And vaginas were like black holes to men oh wait they are literally that already

I get so confused when people who aren’t following me like my personal posts, especially if they aren’t tagged with anything someone would be tracking.

You know you are a lesbian when,

hiddlebumz:

youknowyouarealesbianwhen:

A guy touches your arm or your shoulder and you scream and start hitting them.

what no stop

#does a lesbian even run this blog omg

I’m guessing “No.”